My husband said to me "Either find Dudley a girlfriend or it's time to eat him".
Basically, mate or plate him.
So....... I found him a girlfriend.
Drum roll please.
Here's Delilah (aka Houdini)
We only brought her yesterday and so far she has escaped twice. She is fiesty sow when she wants to be and has put up a huge fight both times we have tried to bring her back home.